August 21, 2007

Cross-Stitch 3: It Still Sucks

This post is in honor of my wonderful friend K. Her ex actually said this to her! K. did the wise thing and promptly broke up with her.

August 15, 2007

Famous People Make Sh**ty Exes Too....

Bears Pro Bowl linebacker Brian Urlacher is alleged to have sent some CRAZY text messages to his baby's stripper momma.

My personal favorites: "Fyi: f**k you" and "Grow the f**k up and quit praying and get a job." Check out the full story here.

August 7, 2007

Pot Calling the Kettle Black

This text comes from my gorgeous friend N. Upon telling her white high school boyfriend that she was into another guy she received the following message:

I don't understand why you always fall for these ugly, white troll boys.

August 1, 2007

Say It With A Post-It

Never have angry sex after a big long fight, 'cause this is what you might find when you get up in the morning...

This post is in honor of my fabulous friend L. It's his birthday today! He told me about the post-it over dinner last week and I tried to faithfully reproduce it. The original post-it is long gone. Can you believe that this was the last communication he ever had with his ex?!?!