Is that really why you are breaking up with me?

This post was provided by my lovely friend N. This is her second post to this site. So her awful boyfriend broke up with her via e-mail! Not only that, he broke up with her while she was sick, in the hospital, and in a foreign country! To add insult to injury, he provided only the lamest excuses for the demise of their relationship. Here is an excerpt:

For example, for me the moral importance of social activism is a very core value, but one I sense you don't share. I'm also very dedicated to topics like the mathematical study of culture, which I sense you view with some weariness.


Is he for real?
Rule #2: Never date an analytic philosopher.

The perils of match.com

This post was sent to me by my fabulous friend/gawker.com enthusiast J. Click here for the scoop. Not sure if he counts as an ex, but he sure is an entitled a**hole.

Oops!

The text: Hey beautiful, I'm just talking to my kids, the back door's open.
The sender: Shane Warne (famous cricket player/adulterer)
The intended recipient: His girlfriend
The actual recipient: His ex-wife (they were trying to reconcile)
The response: You loser, you sent the message to the wrong person.

Click here for the full story.

Cross-Stitch 3: It Still Sucks

This post is in honor of my wonderful friend K. Her ex actually said this to her! K. did the wise thing and promptly broke up with her.

Famous People Make Sh**ty Exes Too....

Bears Pro Bowl linebacker Brian Urlacher is alleged to have sent some CRAZY text messages to his baby's stripper momma.

My personal favorites: "Fyi: f**k you" and "Grow the f**k up and quit praying and get a job." Check out the full story here.

Pot Calling the Kettle Black

This text comes from my gorgeous friend N. Upon telling her white high school boyfriend that she was into another guy she received the following message:

I don't understand why you always fall for these ugly, white troll boys.

Say It With A Post-It

Never have angry sex after a big long fight, 'cause this is what you might find when you get up in the morning...

This post is in honor of my fabulous friend L. It's his birthday today! He told me about the post-it over dinner last week and I tried to faithfully reproduce it. The original post-it is long gone. Can you believe that this was the last communication he ever had with his ex?!?!

Cross-Stitch 2: Psychobabble

Rule #1: Never date a psychiatrist.

Cross-Stitch 1: Short and Sweet

The message that started it all ... Needless to say, I am no longer on speaking terms with this person.